Friday Acronym Challenge!

I’ve decided to steal the acronym challenge, mostly because I miss it so. Vulgarity, profanity and slanderous language are all encouraged and there are no rules. What I’m looking for is clever word play… just like clever foreplay, only less slippery. Each week a person will be selected as the winner.

This week’s word is (with a nod to The Donald): FIRED

And here are my initial entries:

Friday Is Really Every Day
Forget Independent Republicans, Exclaim Democrats
Frodo Incinerating Ring Eventual Destiny
Finger Inserted Rectally Enhances Desire
Filbert Imagines Ravenously Eating Doughnuts