Better late than never...

Alrighty… sorry about the delay, but I’ve been out of town quite a bit lately. I chuckled at Grend31’s “Uff-da, Norweigans Do Everything Right!” and liked “Unexpectedly, Napoleon Dynamite Enters Rehab” by Kid Lysol, but the award must go to MooCow for “Undeniable news: Dubya's effing retarted”. Again, the political commentary takes the prize. Like Beowo1= said, dicks and dicks.

Week 11: MooCow for UNDER
Week 10: VegasGustan for PANTS
Week 9: Grend31 for STORM
Week 8: Paula for BACON
Week 7: Paula for SMILE
Week 6: Dewdew for GROSS
Week 5: Paula for ANGER
Week 4: Beowo1= for HOMER (DOH!)
Week 3: VegasGustan for EARTH
Week 2: Thérèse for WATER
Week 1: Grend31 for FIRED

This week’s challenge word is: GIRLS

Thanks for playing, and good luck!


Grapes Ingested Remedy Light Starvation
Georgia Inmates Really Like Sodomy
Goddamn Independent Republicans Lack Sense

Time for the Acronym Challenge!

I enjoyed all of the entries this week, but I have to choose a winner. There were many great submissions such as Grend31’s “Pastor Auntie Needs Ta Shaddup?” and “Please Articulate "Nuclear" Thoroughly Sir”. Beowo1=’s “Pants are not totally salubrious” made me chuckle and Thérèse’s “(Pause) Anyone Notice Those Stairs?!!#%&@#!?” was quite clever. I’ll give a nod to my own MooCow special, “Plums Are Now Telegraphed: Spandex”, but the award this week goes to VegasGustan for hitting the nail-on-the-head with, “President Ass Needs To Stop”.

So, here are the standings:

Week 10: VegasGustan for PANTS
Week 9: Grend31 for STORM
Week 8: Paula for BACON
Week 7: Paula for SMILE
Week 6: Dewdew for GROSS
Week 5: Paula for ANGER
Week 4: Beowo1= for HOMER (DOH!)
Week 3: VegasGustan for EARTH
Week 2: Thérèse for WATER
Week 1: Grend31 for FIRED

This week’s challenge word is: UNDER

Thanks for playing, and good luck!


Useless Nincompoop Dipshits Elected Republicans
Used Napkins Dripped Especially Red
Ukelele Number Droned Exceedingly Raspy
Ugly November Days Enjoyed Reading

Dear Republican Voter:

You've been tricked! George scammed you into voting for him. HOW? By making you think that he cares about you. He doesn't. By convincing you that he cares about unborn babies. He doesn't. By scamming you into thinking that we needed to go to war. We didn't. By lying to you when he says that he won't raise taxes. Okay, he didn't. But, he gave HUGE tax breaks to corporations that don't need them and has mortgaged our country into so much debt that your children and your children's children will have to pay the enormous bill. How? By paying higher taxes! You've been duped... hoodwinked... fooled... conned... used like a piece of toilet paper.

George doesn't care about you or about unborn babies. If he did, he would put programs in place to care for them. All george cares about is oil and profits for his corporate buddies. He USED YOU to get elected so that he could push his own agenda.

Thanks, and have a nice country.