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Friday, September 30, 2005

Weekly Acronym Challenge

Here we go again with another weekly award to a witty author. Paula has had a nearly Lance-like command of the acronym challenge lately, so let’s review the entries for this week.

Paula nearly got me with “Sucking Toes or Rimming Mood”. Ah, decisions, decisions. I almost gave myself the award for “Sore Testicles Obtained Running Marathons”. I chuckled at Thérèse’s “Say, That’s Onerous. Really, Man” and I liked VegasGustan’s “Storms Take Over Rich 'Merica.” Hee, hee... George... who taught you english anyway? Noocular. However, The award this week goes to Grend31, not only for the sheer magnitude of his entries, but also for my favorite one: “Swedish Team Orgasmically Rubbed Muffs”! The visual stayed with me all week! Remember, there are no rules. Clever is good, and naughty is better!


Here are the standings:

Week 9: Grend31 for STORM
Week 8: Paula for BACON
Week 7: Paula for SMILE
Week 6: Dewdew for GROSS
Week 5: Paula for ANGER
Week 4: Beowo1= for HOMER (DOH!)
Week 3: VegasGustan for EARTH
Week 2: Thérèse for WATER
Week 1: Grend31 for FIRED

This week’s challenge word is: PANTS

Thanks for playing, and good luck!



Perfect Ass Needs Tight Spandex
Pluto Accelerates Neptune Toward Saturn
Plums, Apples, Nectarines, Tangerines, Strawberries

Friday, September 23, 2005

With a nod to Rita... the Weekly Acronym Challenge

Great entries this week, and here are my thoughts… first of all, just because the root word is BACON, doesn’t mean you have to like it or eat it. Although, I think I could live on only Bacon and Mountain Dew. Anyway, I enjoyed VegasGustan’s “Bush Always Causes Overt Negligence” and Annabanana’s “Be a cock or nothing”. I liked Grend31’s adverby “Ballerinas Are Charmingly Overly Nimble”, but the award this week goes to Paula again for her oh-so-true “Beowolf Always Cooks Outrageous Nummies”. Trust me, Beowolf's nummies are tasty!


So the new results are:

Week 8: Paula for BACON
Week 7: Paula for SMILE
Week 6: Dewdew for GROSS
Week 5: Paula for ANGER
Week 4: Beowo1= for HOMER (DOH!)
Week 3: VegasGustan for EARTH
Week 2: Thérèse for WATER
Week 1: Grend31 for FIRED

This week’s challenge word is: STORM

Thanks for playing, and good luck!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Weekly Acronym Challenge - SAVOR the BACON

Thanks again for lots of great entries this past week. I enjoyed VegasGustan’s “So Many Idiots Lead Earth” as well as Beowo1=’s ”Stiff masculine image looming everywhere”... hee hee. I laughed at “See? My Igor Loves Evergreens” by thérèse and cried at Grend31’s “Sadly Masses Incur Losses Exceedingly”, but the award this week goes to:

Paula for “Spank My Irresistibly Long Enchilada”

So the standings are:

Week 7: Paula for SMILE
Week 6: Dewdew for GROSS
Week 5: Paula for ANGER
Week 4: Beowo1= for HOMER (DOH!)
Week 3: VegasGustan for EARTH
Week 2: Thérèse for WATER
Week 1: Grend31 for FIRED

This week’s challenge word is: BACON

Good luck and thanks for playing!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Acronym Challenge... Sorry it's late

Here we go... my favorite entries this week were VegasGustan's"Ganja Rolled Oughta Surely Satisfy" and Thérèse's "Generally, Railing Offers Some Support", but the winner this week is my very own "Goddamn Rules Only Supress Spontaneity".

Week 6: Dewdew for GROSS
Week 5: Paula for ANGER
Week 4: Beowo1= for HOMER (DOH!)
Week 3: VegasGustan for EARTH
Week 2: Thérèse for WATER
Week 1: Grend31 for FIRED

This week’s acronym challenge word is: SMILE

Good luck and thanks for playing!


Smiling May Invite Levity, Everybody
Sperm Might Invade Little Eggs
Some Men Indeed Like Eggplant

Friday, September 02, 2005

A President and His Oil

While people in New Orleans were searching for food and water, President Bush was on vacation. He graciously cut his vacation short by two days because of the disaster. I am disturbed by the focus of his efforts over the past week.

Our President spent time working on releasing crude from the Strategic Petroleum Reserves… time which could have been spent on getting food to starving Americans. He spent time working on lifting EPA regulations so that gas could flow more freely from state to state… time which could have been spent on evacuation plans. He spent time working on waiving shipping regulations so that oil could be transported in American waters by foreign ships… time which could have been spent meeting with Mayors and Governors of states which have been devastated to find out what they need.

Our President seems to be more concerned about oil than human lives, but I guess we already knew that.

A Holiday Weekend Acronym Challenge

Thanks again folks for all of the great entries. I enjoyed a lot of them, so it’s really hard to choose. But it’s time for another award and a new word! I enjoyed Grend31’s “Agent Nimbly Garroted Evil Ringleader”, Beowo1=’s “Ass Novelty Gruffly Entered Rectum”, and VegasGustan’s “Atlanta Needs Growth Ending Rapidly”, but this week’s winner is Paula with “Anal Never Gets Enough Respect”. I can’t agree more.


Week 5: Paula for ANGER
Week 4: Beowo1= for HOMER (DOH!)
Week 3: VegasGustan for EARTH
Week 2: Thérèse for WATER
Week 1: Grend31 for FIRED

This week’s acronym challenge word is: GROSS

Good luck and thanks for playing!




Giant Red Ostrich Seen Staring
Got Randy Over Some Slut
Get Rid Of Sylvester Stalone